Former NR D.C. intern Katelynd Mahoney (a recent Catholic University of American grad), now at the Susan B. Anthony List, sends a snapshot of what they were doing for lunch over there today:
More constructive than being a perpetual vacuous troll, I'd say.
Seriously, who pays you guys? Is it the White House directly? No rational adult can have so little respect for their own time to waste it here as much as you guys do.
I daresay the trolls have come 'ponst yon blog. Doth mine demeanor show my flatulent reaction? These White House dollars set mine mind to saving foetuses, indeed. This blog is for serious discussion, hence we pay Kathryn Jean Lopez to write within't.
You're either paid or you're an 8 year-old. Considering this response, it's almost certainly the latter.
Considering the only representatives of your side we seem to get here are indeed juveniles such as yourself, it doesn't do much to dispel the idea that you make up the bulk of your side.
If you don't chill out, you're going to have a stroke. Something tells me you probably don't have many friends and probably lead a pretty unhealthy lifestyle.
I know it's none of my own business, but when you combine all of this with your lack of irony, eagerness to see people get hurt, and general orneriness I'd guess you stand a high chance of having a stroke at some point. Not to get all nanny-state on you, but I do care. And if you don't believe that, then you should at least look at this as a fiscal issue. It's going to cost the tax payers a lot of money to take care of you for 10-15 years after you've had a stroke.
The conservative thing to do would be to eat some fruit, get some exercise, stop smoking if you do that, open your mind a little, and lighten up. You'll feel better about yourself, will live longer, and ultimately you'll be less of a burden on the rest of us. You're welcome in advance for this advice. Don't worry about it - pay it forward!
Yes, I'm on the Obama payroll. After sneaking across the border I was hired by Acorn. After completing Alinsky Boot Camp I registered illegal and minority voters and was later transferred to the Internet Public Affairs Corps. I currently spend my days trolling sites like this, and in the evening I retire to an #Occupy encampment where I eat a meal of donated macro-biotic, organic food and sleep in a tent and sleeping bag paid for by George Sorros. Thanks to Obama I can now have free healthcare and tuition too! After another year or so I'll be able to leave the program I'm in and go to an overpriced, small liberal arts school where I'll either major in Transgendered Studies or Community Organizing. I'm typing all of this on a $2,500 Mac that has a large gay flag sticker on it, from an expensive coffee shop. The coffee, computer, and everything I have was provided by taxes confiscated from the producing and owning classes. But honestly, I want more. I'm really looking forward to a day when I might get to join the elite Rapid Response Force so I can fast-rope into rural and suburban communities, maybe with a Masters in Divinity under my belt by then, and forcibly gay-marry yokels to one another.
"I currently spend my days trolling sites like this"
You actually do, so how is this sarcastic?
If there are actual adults on your side, I do wish they'd show up and wrangle the kiddies; it really should be embarrassing for them. But alas, per below, I'm not sure there are any.
@Moe Coors Hello, didn't you read LUNCH BREAK? cut them a break. the battle to change hearts and minds on this issue takes place everyday, everywhere. Yes, even on Halloween. Good job SBA List, thanks for spreading the pro-life message!!
You know that scene in Karate Kid, where they play that "I will always fight for your honor song?" You know, where Danny sticks up for the girl?
Thanks to your comment I now have that song and scene stuck in my head.
Seriously though, if Monica jokes were okay when Clinton was in office, why can't we joke about Sarah the Pure having her world rocked by a ginormous african-american athlete who's been referred to as the womb shifter? Like the case of Monica and Bill, it's funny because it's A) TRUE and B) DISTURBING
I guess she's paying back her student loans by working at a place where she gets paid to mock and belittle those who can't pay back their loans. Nice work if you can get it.
The people that I have heard in the protest aren't saying. . .We can't find jobs to pay back our loans but "We want YOU to pay our loans!!" The hobos of the 30's would look with bewilderment at the protesters, those men who would go from town to town, state to state not just for a good job but any job. The only real successful protests in history were the ones fought with personal sacrifice not banking on the sacrifice of others. That is the huge difference between the American and the French Revolution. . ..one took lives and one laid down their lives. Huge difference!!! Put your need for revolution in your own personal sacrifice to see the world a better place. . .not demand it from others!
No wonder the fetus holocaust continues unabated. The opposition is busy carving jack-o-lanterns? Won't someone think of the babies?!?
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseMore constructive than being a perpetual vacuous troll, I'd say.
Seriously, who pays you guys? Is it the White House directly? No rational adult can have so little respect for their own time to waste it here as much as you guys do.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseI daresay the trolls have come 'ponst yon blog. Doth mine demeanor show my flatulent reaction? These White House dollars set mine mind to saving foetuses, indeed. This blog is for serious discussion, hence we pay Kathryn Jean Lopez to write within't.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseYou're either paid or you're an 8 year-old. Considering this response, it's almost certainly the latter.
Considering the only representatives of your side we seem to get here are indeed juveniles such as yourself, it doesn't do much to dispel the idea that you make up the bulk of your side.
So, enjoy being a child, I guess.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseI will, thanks. It's like being Peter Pan.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseThat does appear to be the underpinning of most current liberal thought, yes. I guess it's refreshing to have it honestly confirmed.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseIf you don't chill out, you're going to have a stroke. Something tells me you probably don't have many friends and probably lead a pretty unhealthy lifestyle.
I know it's none of my own business, but when you combine all of this with your lack of irony, eagerness to see people get hurt, and general orneriness I'd guess you stand a high chance of having a stroke at some point. Not to get all nanny-state on you, but I do care. And if you don't believe that, then you should at least look at this as a fiscal issue. It's going to cost the tax payers a lot of money to take care of you for 10-15 years after you've had a stroke.
The conservative thing to do would be to eat some fruit, get some exercise, stop smoking if you do that, open your mind a little, and lighten up. You'll feel better about yourself, will live longer, and ultimately you'll be less of a burden on the rest of us. You're welcome in advance for this advice. Don't worry about it - pay it forward!
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseAwwwww.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseYes, I'm on the Obama payroll. After sneaking across the border I was hired by Acorn. After completing Alinsky Boot Camp I registered illegal and minority voters and was later transferred to the Internet Public Affairs Corps. I currently spend my days trolling sites like this, and in the evening I retire to an #Occupy encampment where I eat a meal of donated macro-biotic, organic food and sleep in a tent and sleeping bag paid for by George Sorros. Thanks to Obama I can now have free healthcare and tuition too! After another year or so I'll be able to leave the program I'm in and go to an overpriced, small liberal arts school where I'll either major in Transgendered Studies or Community Organizing. I'm typing all of this on a $2,500 Mac that has a large gay flag sticker on it, from an expensive coffee shop. The coffee, computer, and everything I have was provided by taxes confiscated from the producing and owning classes. But honestly, I want more. I'm really looking forward to a day when I might get to join the elite Rapid Response Force so I can fast-rope into rural and suburban communities, maybe with a Masters in Divinity under my belt by then, and forcibly gay-marry yokels to one another.
Reply to this commentLinkReport Abuse"I currently spend my days trolling sites like this"
You actually do, so how is this sarcastic?
If there are actual adults on your side, I do wish they'd show up and wrangle the kiddies; it really should be embarrassing for them. But alas, per below, I'm not sure there are any.
Reply to this commentLinkReport Abusethis is probably the most hilarious comment i have ever seen on any article anywhere. thank you!!
Reply to this commentLinkReport Abuse@Moe Coors Hello, didn't you read LUNCH BREAK? cut them a break. the battle to change hearts and minds on this issue takes place everyday, everywhere. Yes, even on Halloween. Good job SBA List, thanks for spreading the pro-life message!!
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseI thought this was going to have something to do with Glen Rice doing something to Sarah Palin. His nickname was apparently the "womb shifter." Gross.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseHey, you're a low class jerk. just thought I'd clue you in.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseYou know that scene in Karate Kid, where they play that "I will always fight for your honor song?" You know, where Danny sticks up for the girl?
Thanks to your comment I now have that song and scene stuck in my head.
Seriously though, if Monica jokes were okay when Clinton was in office, why can't we joke about Sarah the Pure having her world rocked by a ginormous african-american athlete who's been referred to as the womb shifter? Like the case of Monica and Bill, it's funny because it's A) TRUE and B) DISTURBING
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseYou must mean it's disturbing because she's white and he's black? Moe, not only an 8 year-old, but a virulently racist one. How about that?
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseI guess she's paying back her student loans by working at a place where she gets paid to mock and belittle those who can't pay back their loans. Nice work if you can get it.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseThe people that I have heard in the protest aren't saying. . .We can't find jobs to pay back our loans but "We want YOU to pay our loans!!" The hobos of the 30's would look with bewilderment at the protesters, those men who would go from town to town, state to state not just for a good job but any job. The only real successful protests in history were the ones fought with personal sacrifice not banking on the sacrifice of others. That is the huge difference between the American and the French Revolution. . ..one took lives and one laid down their lives. Huge difference!!! Put your need for revolution in your own personal sacrifice to see the world a better place. . .not demand it from others!
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseI don't have a political point to make, but that pumpkin reminded me of one of my all-time favorite "Onion" articles:
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WARNING: Explicit, although not profane.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseTruly epic post.
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