The Jenny* Set Me Up

by Jonah Goldberg

A Zimbabwean man was caught prodding a donkey in ungentlemanly ways.

Admitting the crime, Moyo told the court, “Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.

“He also claimed he was in love with the animal, telling the court, “I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey,” The Herald newspaper reported.

I could find no quotes from the prostitute.


* In case you didn’t know a female donkey is called a “jenny.” I was originally going to headline this “the mare set me up,” (itself being a reference to Marion Berry’s famous line) but figured I should check first.