No Target Is Too Small

by Mark Krikorian

First, the media attacks Marco Rubio because of his parents’ immigration application, filed before he was born. Herman Cain was the next target, for putting his “flattened palm near his chin,” a universally recognized sexual gesture. Now, Slate informs us that Jon Huntsman doesn’t speak Chinese all that well, though the writer acknowledges that he nonetheless “sounds fluid and comfortable.” Next up: Gary Johnson rolled through a stop sign in 1995, and Rick Santorum has a habit of taking a penny, but not leaving a penny, at the 7-Eleven.

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