Blago Goes to Jail

by Jonah Goldberg

So will there be enough Illinois governors in prison to form their own gang?

I’d love to get the tour of the yard. Over there you got the Aryans. Over by the benches, you’ve got the Mexican gangs. Right now the blacks are lifting weights. Those guys? Those are the Triads. The gals smoking cigarettes aren’t gals. Don’t be fooled, they’re tough. And over there? Playing dominoes? Those are the former Governors of the Great State of Illinois. Give them a wide berth.

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