You know how the conservative worry is that there is no such thing as an enthusiastic Romney supporter? Well, I think I just found him.
What’s that you say? You can’t spot him? He’s right here.
Really? You still can’t see him? I find that hard to believe, but fine.
Seriously? No, it’s not the woman with the glasses. It’s this guy.
I kid, I kid. Ah, but such is our age. I’m sure this is a perfectly even-tempered — and handsome — gentleman. But all it takes is one guy with a DVR and and awkward freeze-frame and you’re toast. Believe me, I know of where I speak.