They’re Playing His Sarong

by Mark Steyn

Fans of the Starr Report will recall that Bill Clinton was famously disinclined to reciprocate. But he had nothing on his successor:

She talked about how Obama walked around his bedroom bare-chested, dressed in a blue and white sarong while working on a New York Times crossword puzzle…

Obama and Cook would date for a year. He was 22 and she was 25 when they met.

Cook said when she told Obama she loved him, he responded: “Thank you.”

Miss Cook eventually figured out that two sarongs don’t make Mr Right.