It’s not just elections. When your name is Barack Obama . . .
. . . the unemployment rate is always above 8 percent.
. . . Midwesterners are always bitter and clinging to their guns.
. . . gas prices are (almost) always above $3 a gallon.
. . . you’re always leading from behind.
. . . the borders are always open.
. . . you’re always fundraising.
. . . things are always perfectly clear.
. . . the national debt is always above $11 trillion.
. . . gunrunning to drug cartels is always fast and furious.
. . . the reset button is always being hit.
. . . the deficit is always greater than $1 trillion.
. . . missile defense is always being cut.
…your position on marriage is always evolving.
… mandates are always constitutional.
…there’s always a moratorium on oil drilling.
…it’s always about you.