Everyone must buy health insurance, regardless of whether he wants it. The FAA streamlines rules for the domestic use of drones. The president redefines marriage. Armed Environmental Police shut down — and stand guard over — an ice cream stand in Lowell, Mass., for not having a permit. A Harvard law professor is referred to as a “woman of color” because she imagines herself 1/32nd Cherokee. Thousands are put out of work because the state values a tiny fish more than its citizens. Americans may not buy incandescent 100-watt light bulbs.