A Modest Proposal

by Shannen W. Coffin

As a once-again-suffering Red Sox fan, I recently realized what Romney can do to solve the national debt: Trade it to the Dodgers for a player to be named later. He may have to throw in a shortstop (or maybe Todd Akin) to get the deal done, but I’m fairly certain that the Dodgers will take on anything to win now. 

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