What You Missed

by Ramesh Ponnuru

If you aren’t watching tonight . . . 

. . . here’s what you missed. Gabby Giffords leading the Pledge of Allegiance; former Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm shouting and possibly doing some kind of aerobic exercise on stage; John Kerry auditioning for secretary of state; Caroline Kennedy putting a crowd to sleep; and actresses being beautiful and politically daft.

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