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What the hell, I’ll bite since nobody has yet. Let’s caption these photos, shall we? I’ll go first.

“We’ve already inspired one Onion headline; what say you join me at the naval observatory and we go for a two-part series?”

“Thank you for letting me pay my ‘fair share!’”

Have at it, commenters. If we get enough good ones we’ll put them in a slideshow.

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