Romney Loses Undecided Vote

by Shannen W. Coffin

Breaking news. Susan Katz, the “undecided” voter who “attribut[ed] much of America’s economic and international problems to the failings and missteps of the Bush administration” and “fear[ed] a return to the policies of those years should [Romney] win this election,” has decided to vote for — wait for it — Obama! This could be a crushing blow to Romney’s election chances. Any more like this and Obama might actually win the majority of Democratic voters. 

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