Today, North Korea’s state-run media posted a strange new video, briefly available on YouTube, that one can only posit was intended to threaten the United States, but failed miserably:
It would be disturbing if it weren’t so unintentionally hilarious — I had to double-check that it wasn’t made by the Onion.
Well, before I could even post on this video, the story got more ridiculous.
I’m also betting North Korea didn’t get permission to use “We Are the World,” which was written by Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie, both pretty loyal Americans, far as I know.
So to clarify: North Korea tries to intimidate America, but it can’t even come up with its own theme song or animated footage to do so. This has got to be the lamest war cry ever.