Water Difference a Day Makes

by Mark Steyn

Jonah, the media have long understood that Republicans use drinking water as a racist code. See this gripping headline re the man Romney tapped for his veep:

Paul Ryan Stays Hydrated

And this one of a notorious presidential candidate going full water broad:

Michele Bachmann Served Drinks at Tonight’s Republican Debate

Washington crossed the Delaware. Rubio drank it. It’s over.