A Life Preserver to the Rubio-drenched MSM

by Michael Auslin

Mark, your exchange with Jonah has highlighted a crying journalistic need. You ended with: “Washington crossed the Delaware. Rubio drank it.” We must help our friends in the MSM continue to drive home what a heinous threat to democracy this was. So bottoms up and let the ideas flow like a river:

“Moses parted the Red Sea. Rubio drank it.”

“Xerxes lashed the Hellespont. Rubio drank it.”

“Columbus crossed the ocean. Rubio drank it.”

“The Hoover dammed the Colorado. Rubio drank it.”

“Jesus walked on water. Rubio . . .”

It’s all a public service on our part. 

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