The federal bureaucracy, per President Obama’s executive order, is as a matter of policy not enforcing the nation’s immigration laws. Nevertheless, midst all the various activities of Undocumented-Americans to which the government remains indifferent (vehicular homicide, drug dealing, etc.), there are some national-security threats that are too serious to ignore — such as home schooling. So the feds have spared no expense in hunting down a handful of foreigners they’re determined to deport:
The one and only.