Get Your Metaphors Here

by Jonah Goldberg

President Obama’s entourage in Israel contains roughly 600 people. (They’re taking over the entire King David Hotel, though spillover from his security detail will have to stay at a nearby hotel.) The whole thing ground to a halt, alas, when the presidential limo broke down. Why? Because amidst all of those people, all of those brainiacs, nobody knew or remembered to say that the limo takes diesel, not gasoline.