Maggie Won’t Jump to It

by Mark Steyn

The Preezy of the United Steezy’s willingness to slow-jam the news with Jimmy Fallon and groove around Ellen’s dance floor is widely considered to have played a part in his margin of victory last November.

But, to be honest, I prefer Mrs Thatcher’s attitude when a third-rate Swedish telly celeb tries to inveigle the PM into reducing herself into just another lo-rent airtime-filler. Her response when informed that “Gorbachev did it” is especially fine. The Iron Lady is no Preemy of the United Keemy.

(PS Link fixed. Sorry about that.)