I do hope the President isn’t spending too much time on the golf course:
A commonly used fungicide regulated by the EPA and sprayed on numerous crops from apples to lettuce, kiwi to snap beans, and even golf course grass, is causing a horrible condition known as hypospadias - an abnormal condition in males in which the urethra opens on the under surface of the penis. This has also been called cleft penis.
But don’t worry. Under Obamacare, if you like your penis, you’ll be able to keep your penis.