Smell the Love

by Jonah Goldberg

Don’t get me wrong, I like looking at really hot women in their underwear as much as the next guy. But I keep seeing this commercial for Victoria’s Secret’s new perfume, Victoria. And it bugs me. All it shows is a woman walking aimlessly over a park bridge and up the middle of a busy city street in her underwear, with an almost creepy smile. It’s unclear whether she’s supposed to be walking home after a rendezvous or if she’s just off her medication. Either way, the first thought that comes to mind isn’t “Man, she must smell great!”