Prime Minister of Australia Tony Abbott has announced in that nation’s legislature that “objects possibly related to the search” for Malaysian Air Flight 370 have been identified at sea.
CNN, which (cui bono?) has enjoyed a ratings bonanza with its MH370 coverage, provides the above graphic, which indicates the objects were found in the southern Indian Ocean in an area west or west-southwest of Australia. The discovery reportedly came from satellite imagery.
The World’s News Network does not appear to have any news beyond Abbott’s comments and is currently filling the air with bloviation, which per Liebling’s Law is already more voluminous than actual news. Muppetlike CNN correspondent Richard Quest is currently gathering wool about Australia’s proud tradition as a seafaring nation, providing tireless anchormen Don Lemon and Anderson Cooper time to arrive in the studio.