It’s On

by Andrew Johnson

Belgian prime minister Elio Di Rupo is feeling pretty good about his team’s chances against the United States men’s national soccer team in today’s match to advance to the quarter-finals, and he took to Twitter to challenge the president:

No word what the president’s counteroffer will be.

But others have taken up the patriotic mantle on his behalf. The popular breakfast chain Waffle House is taking a stand against another one of our opponent’s popular commodities: Belgian waffles.

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