The Beautiful Game

by Jay Nordlinger

I promise not to pepper the Corner with mail about soccer — we could be here all week — but, whenever I mention soccer in my column, as today, I receive some witty (or acerbic) notes.

Have a quickie: “I turned 69 in June and find that old age is a lot like soccer. One falls down a lot and rarely scores.”

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