by Jonah Goldberg

Mar, whompa, whompa! — ana:l nathrakh, u:rth va:s bethud, dokhje:l djenve — Yee plebneesta — Muadib! — Shail-Hulud! — Crom! — Grabthar’s hammer!

Sorry, I am losing my mind. The pop-culture center of my brain cracked open from the cold and the non-English phrases poured and other Glamdring poured out. I will provide an answer key later. Kepla!

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