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Great Questions of Our Time



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For a long time I thought that the greatest unsolved problem of our age was
whether, factoring in wear & tear, cost of electricity & so on, it was
better to leave one’s computer on all the time or switch it off when not
using it. Now I have changed my mind. The greatest unsolved problem is
this: SHOULD I TOSS OUT ALL MY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS WHEN THE SEASON’S OVER, OR
KEEP THEM TILL NEXT YEAR IN THE SURE AND CERTAIN KNOWLEDGE THAT HALF OF THEM
WILL NO LONGER WORK AND I SHALL HAVE TO SPEND NUMBERLESS HOURS FIDDLING WITH
THE CONFOUNDED THINGS AND TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE THE &%!@#*?*$? I PUT THE
LITTLE BAG OF SPARE BULBS THAT CAME WITH THE SET?



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