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Re: Derb Tv


K-Lo: I think that’s right. However, Cablevision, my “service provider”
(hooo-hooo-hoooo!) randomly shuffles the numbers of the channels two or
three times a year, so I settle down to watch O’Reilly or Malcolm and find
myself looking at Animal Planet. Who knew baboons had that much fun? “Life
is unfair.” Kids don’t have these problems. Cablevision has agents posing
as Ob-Gy nurses in hospital delivery rooms, implanting chips in the brains
of newborns so they will always know how to find Nickelodeon.