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Derb in Nrodt


Actually, it’s 0.5 of a column, alternating with Rick Brookhiser. Like
Rick’s, it’s to be a freestyle column. The only constraints imposed by the
noble editor are: No arcane references to 1970s National Lampoon
features, the barest minimum of references to Monty Python sketches
(preferably with none at all to Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-
schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle-
dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz-
ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer-
spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein-
nurnburger- bratwustle- gernspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut-
gumberaber- shonedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
), nothing about Chelsea Clinton, and NO USAGE OF THE B-WORD. Those who
understand, will understand.


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