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William Shatner’s “Borthday”



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This isn’t a typo on Kathryn’s part in her “BTW” post. Rather, it is a little-understood holiday celebrated by the Orions (the greenskinned aliens from the original Trek. Think of the spicey green gal. You geeks know who I’m talkin’ ’bout. Rowr.). On your Borthday you get all of the borth you can eat — an intoxicating goo similar to 80 proof fat free yogurt. Shatner has a Borthday in part because part of the ritual involves spoken word poetry in esperanto.

What’s that nurse? Oh, I’ve got to go. It’s time for my red pill.



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