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Call Amnesty International! Human Rights Watch! The ASPCA! These people are getting me soapy! I’ve been denied my God-given right to smell like the great outdoors! Or, as you people know the odor, wet socks! This outgrageous. I’ll be in the house where the barks are coming out in Morse code for T-O-R-T-U-R-E!



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