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The Bodyguard



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People are buzzing (I heard it on FNC) about Saddam’s bodyguard (bittersweet memories, that is all I am taking with me….we both know I am not what you need….remember, Saddam’s “election” theme song), who was standing behind the defense minister when he spoke today, vowing more suicide bombings against us vampire villians. The bodyguard, it is said, has never been known to be away from Saddam Hussein. So, does this mean Saddam doesn’t need protection anymore (because we killed him)? Or, was he there to kill the defense minister, should he stray from his orders?



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