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My Book Is Virtual


I want to thank all the Corner readers who consistently query me about my book, Why Animals Sleep So Close to the Road (and other lies I tell my children). I’m flattered and didn’t mean to plug it at the end of each column as if it were already published. I was sort of advertising the fact that it was indeed written and ready for the bidding wars to begin! Rest assured, my high-powered agent and many of the finest publishers are in talks and Kathryn should be able to direct you all to it soon! If I had any sense, I would run off a bunch of copies, keep a stack next to my desk and have a nice cottage industry going from my house.

But I don’t want to cut out the publishing houses. They have a right to make money off my talent. Stay tuned. I promise the book is almost as funny as Shakespeare!