I’m Not Running

by Steven F. Hayward

Sorry, K-Lo, but I’m not running for governor. I floated the idea past my wife, Allison, saying “Wouldn’t it neat to tell the grandkids some day that I once ran for govenor of California?” I got back one of those “Are-you-totally-crazy?” icy stares. But at least I’m $3,500 richer than I’d otherwise be.