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Rod:

That is so much nicer than my dad telling my mom he buried Myrtle in Central Park when he had actually pitched my turtle down our apartment building’s incinerator.

I’ve recounted this childhood trauma in detail in my forthcoming book, Why Animals Sleep So Close to the Road and other lies I tell my children.

You and your wife obviously fall into the wonderful category of Parents Who Lie. God bless you both.



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