Oh No!

by Jonah Goldberg

Poor Cosmo has to wear the radar-cone that wraps around his head for a week. It’s so humiliating. Unfortunately, he got a cut between his “toes” and it’s infected. Poor kid, he’s really miserable. He won’t sleep or eat. He just stares at me and Jessica with a mixture of “what did I do wrong?” and “I’m going to kill you both in your sleep.”

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