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How Could Derb?



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John has disgracefully mangled Cole Porter’s rhyme. It should be:


You’re The Top!

You’re Miss Pinkham’s tonic

You’re The Top!

You’re a high colonic

You’re the burning heat

Of a bridal suite in use

You’re the breasts of Venus

You’re King Kong’s penis

You’re self-abuse

You’re an arch

In the Rome collection

You’re the starch

In a groom’s erection

I’m a eunuch who

Has just been through an op

But if, baby, I’m the bottom

You’re The Top!



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