I watched the reunion show for “The Simple Life” last night. The conceit was that we all–the family that put up with them, the studio audience, the host, and the viewers–found Paris Hilton and “her friend, Lionel Ritchie’s daughter Nicole Ritchie” to be gorgeous and sweet. No sale here. Neither girl seems to me to be beautiful. The Ritchie daughter is below the national median. They’re just slutty. That’s the whole attraction here, right? I ran my view by an objective source, my sister-in-law Amber Foster, who agrees with me. Are we missing something the rest of America sees?