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Parents Say The Darnedest Things


Around the campfire at a recent Cub Scout overnight outing we parents started discussing sentences that childless people would never utter. Some examples: “Get your hand out of the soup!” and “No! Not on the ceiling!” Has anyone compiled a list of such phrases, strings of words that could be generated only in the presence of children?


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