by Jonah Goldberg

I can’t make this work except to have the cats go straight up in the air. But Cosmo likes it anyway.

Update: I figured it out (actually a reader explained it to me). You hit the right-left arrows alternately as you run toward the cat-toss line. My personal best 178. But PLEASE do NOT send me your scores. I still have hundreds of emails somewhere on my computer with readers penguin toss scores.

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