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The Ombudsman Speaks


In my formal capacity as the NRO Ombudsman (waves badge in front of
everyone, raps on deck with ceremonial Ombudsstick) I hereby declare all
talk of the Modern Movement, both pro and con (and what a con it was! — no,
no, sorry, that was just a lapse) to be definitely, absolutely, and finally
OUT OF BOUNDS. **Especially** that bloke who did the “Cats” lyrics. Nobody
who has been within a mile of Sir Andrew Lloyd-Webber, even in spirit, is
fit to be discussed on a classy website like this one.


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