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Chocolate and Lies


Kate Zernike in the New York Times: “As Milt expertly begins to knead my hardened shoulders, a sweet, familiar scent wafts up. It takes me a moment, and then I recognize it: Chocolate.” A few things you should know: A) Zernike is in Hershey, Pennsylvania. B) She is staying at the Hotel Hershey. C) She appears, based on the story, to be getting “the spa’s signature Chocolate Fondue Wrap.” You wouldn’t think figuring out that it’s chocolate she’s smelling would be quite so difficult.


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