by Jonah Goldberg

Why do so many public bathrooms have doors that open into the bathroom so that dudes (and dudette’s, I suppose) who wash their hands are still forced to touch the handle dripping with the cooties of dudes who don’t wash their hands? Why, why, why?

Old observation, I know. But all the more annoying because it’s a sign of the enduring travesty that is this state of affairs.

And yes, I do use the paper towel safety mitt method to open the door whenever possible.

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