I'm
not quite sure how to proceed. The question
before us is "Are the Media Liberal?"
to which Mr. Alterman's response is "Brent
and Other Conservatives Do Not Understand Gay
People," which is meant to indicate, I
suppose, that the media aren't liberal.
Do
you see what I mean by the noise?
Alterman
takes a column
I wrote criticizing the gay agenda being promoted
at the New York Times and by deliberately
omitting any mention of the evidence I presented
that nettlesome, bothersome evidence
he feels free to suggest I am intolerant,
ignorant and, of course, a homophobe.
Last
night I filed a column blasting the walking
freak show known as Michael Jackson. I wonder
if by this morning Mr. Alterman has accused
me of bigotry.
Wednesday
night I was also on CNN's Crossfire where
Tucker Carlson did the unthinkable, quoting
Alterman directly: "The vast majority [of
reporters] are pro-choice, pro-gun control,
pro separation of church and state, pro-feminism,
pro-affirmative action, and" yes,
Alterman wrote this "supportive
of gay rights."
Using
Altermanlogic we can deduce that Mr. Alterman
is now an ignorant gay basher, just like me.
Having
openly conceded the existence of a liberal bias,
how does Alterman now deny it? He falls back
to yet another wall of defense: "While
I admit and agree that most elite reporters
are socially liberal," he claimed last
night on national TV, "it's not up to reporters
what gets on the news." That, he proceeded
to state, is being decided by
(insert
Phantom of the Opera soundtrack here)
"the owners."
Leaving
us with what? Alterman's argument is reduced
to this: There is no liberal media bias except
O.K., reporters are liberal, but on social issues,
not economic ones, and who cares, because it's
really "owners" who are reporting
news, not reporters, don't you know. And Bozell
is a homophobe.
It's
at this point that a conservative reaches for
the aspirin, his head having crashed into his
keyboard as he dissolves in laughter.
L. Brent Bozell III is president of the Media
Research Center.