Today the House of Representatives. Tomorrow . . . what? Turning around the direction of the country and dodging Fiscal Armageddon is going to take more than a working majority in the House. Keeping in mind the usual caveat that politics alone may not be enough to get the job done, it is probably going to require a large conservative majority in the Senate. And it is probably going to require the absence of Barack Obama and his administration. Which brings us to the next election.
When I suggested that Sarah Palin be made chairman of the Republican National Committee, the committed Palin partisans came charging out of the penumbras, detecting in my suggestion a sinister plot to keep her from running for president in 2012. It wasn’t — I was still skeptical that she’d run, and I still am, a little. But it’s getting kind of hard to deny that she looks a whole lot like a candidate, and a frontrunner.
About that: I don’t have particularly strong feelings about Palin. She’s not my first choice for president of the United States, but she’s not my last, either. I’d much prefer a Palin administration to another Obama administration. Here’s the problem: People think she’s intellectually unserious. Before you hit that e-mail send button, re-read that sentence: I don’t think she’s a lightweight — I really don’t — but that’s her reputation. Big swaths of the American electorate believe her to be unqualified to serve as president, and she hasn’t done much in the past year or so to change voters’ minds.
So, here’s an idea for Sarah Palin, if she wants to run for president: She shouldn’t just announce her own individual candidacy. Instead, she should announce an administration: herself, possibly a vice presidential candidate, and at least a half a dozen key cabinet secretaries, especially treasury, state, defense, and commerce. Add to that a chairman of her Council of Economic Advisers. The question in 2012, then, won’t be Barack Obama vs. Sarah Palin — it will be the Obama administration vs. the Palin administration: a very different kind of question.
You don’t have to think Sarah Palin is dull to agree that expounding on fine-grained policy detail has not been her forte — she’s an inspirational figure, and her appeal is more about values than about policy proposals. But somebody has to talk about the policy stuff, too. Announcing a Team Palin from Day 1 would totally change the conversation — and possibly help to thin out the primary field, too.
This isn’t just a political gimmick: 2012 is a key election for conservatives. There is a real chance to turn around the direction of our country, one that should not be missed. The stakes at present are very high, and the issues at hand are larger than any individual’s political ambitions. A conservative Republican unity ticket dedicated to restoring fiscal and economic sanity in Washington could, if played right, change history.
So, here’s my entry into conservatives’ favorite parlor game: Staff the Palin Administration. I know there are enormous problems with these choices — not all of these people are even Republicans or conservatives, some of them aren’t particularly well-disposed toward Palin, some of the business types would be hesitant to enter politics, etc. — consider it more my personal dream team than a set of plausible picks.
Got better choices? Name your own team in the comments section.
Vice President of the United States
Mitt Romney
WHY: The strongest 2012 candidate right now is “Generic Republican,” and Mitt Romney is as close to a generic Republican as the world is apt to see: silver spoon, plain brown wrapper. He is the vanilla ice cream of American politics: nobody’s favorite, but nobody’s least favorite, either. Smart, decent, reliable. Good to have a guy around who knows how to read a balance sheet, and excellent to have one who has actually turned a profit as a profit-turning enterprise.
Secretary of State
John Bolton
WHY: Because he will strike fear into the hearts of our enemies. Our friends, too. Most awesome political mustache since Bismarck.
Secretary of the Treasury
Mitch Daniels
WHY: “The Knife” is the man you want standing athwart Treasury, yelling, Stop!
Secretary of Defense
David Petraeus
WHY: Somebody has to be good cop to Bolton’s bad cop. Also, General Petraeus has more credibility than just about anybody else on the scene. Unflappable.
attorney general
Wallace Jefferson
WHY: The Texas Supreme Court chief justice is a super-smart lawyer and a Washington outsider, well positioned to reform and streamline the way DOJ does business: the necessary antidote to four years of Eric Holder.
Secretary of the Interior
Jerry Taylor
WHY: The Cato scholar understands federal regulations better than the regulators — who better to reform them? But he’s no patsy of the business interests who profit from federal corporate welfare, either.
Secretary of Agriculture
Pat Woertz
WHY: The Archer Daniels Midland CEO is steeped in the subtleties of the commodities markets and the real business of agriculture. Want to sell more stuff to China? How about we start with food? She’d be perfect, if we can afford her.
Secretary of Commerce
Indra Nooyi
WHY: As CEO of Pepsico, she’s been one of the most successful executives of our times and a first-rate negotiator. Now is the time to start cutting new trade deals and get the economy moving again.
Secretary of Labor
Lincoln Diaz-Balart
WHY: Poetic to have Fidel Castro’s Republican nephew slugging it out with the labor unions that remain the last robust vestige of old-fashioned thug socialism in the United States.
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Bobby Jindal
WHY: Has actually fixed a health-care system. That’s saying something. Put him in charge of replacing Obamacare with a consumer-driven, market-based system.
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Robert C. Merton
WHY: Because we need a smart financial economist to help us unwind the housing-securities mess and send Fannie and Freddie bye-bye. Nobel Prize in Economics is a nice line on his résumé.
Secretary of Transportation
Ronald Utt
WHY: The Heritage Foundation scholar has a nose for waste when it comes to infrastructure spending. DoT is hog heaven when it comes to federal pork — and Utt is the sort of guy who might actually enjoy cleaning it up.
Secretary of Energy
Lynn Elsenhans
WHY: She’s the CEO of Sunoco, a hugely profitable oil company that is also the industry’s model for good corporate citizenship when it comes to the environment. She knows how to strike the balance. Likes to play hoops, too.
Secretary of Education
Harvey “C-Minus” Mansfield
WHY: Because the Harvard don believes in defending standards and not in suffering fools.
Department of Veterans Affairs
Unfilled. Why is this still a separate cabinet department? Send it to DoD, for Pete’s sake. If only there were some senior Republican senator, maybe a nationally famous war hero with a longstanding interest in veterans’ affairs, to shepherd through the legislation. Suggestions?
Secretary of Homeland Security
Rudy Giuliani
WHY: Because we need some steel in our spine on everything from border-control to straightening out TSA. Also, why should Tina Fey dominate all the wig-and-dress action in a Palin administration? Also, Rudy owes the world an act of penance after failing to run for governor of New York, leaving the field to Carl Paladino.
Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers
Tyler Cowen
WHY: We’re going to need a monetary economist — just a hunch. Also, can provide the cabinet with excellent advice on out-of-the-way lunch spots in the D. C. area. Generally brilliant.
Hmmm Kevin, novel idea. Some thoughts:
VP - John Thune
Heatlh Care Czar for limited two year role: Mitt Romney
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseThe only problem with Palin is that she would probably lose the general. That's something we can't afford--literally or figuratively...
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseIsn't this illegal? This is what got Obama and Sestak in trouble over the summer, right? You can't offer a future position in government in exchange for their support. See External Link
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseVP - David Petraeus. Put the gravitas on the ticket and remind voters that President/VP need to be able to serve as Commander in Chief as well as chief administrator.
Sec State - Bolton.
Sec Def - Alan Mulally (Ford CEO). Because it would make lefty heads explode to name a Ford CEO the Sec Def. And because the Sec Def, as opposed to the national security advisor or homeland security or any of the other positions, has to be a person able to deliver materiels, services and manpower where needed. I might also go with Fred Smith of Fed Ex.
AG - Giuliani. The dude took on the mob!
Sec Interior - Joe Manchin. Gets him out of the Senate. (assumes he wins today - if not, another strategic choice)
Sec Agriculture - Ben Nelson. Like Manchin, but we won't know about him until 2012.
Sec Commerce - Mitt Romney. This is the one area I actually trust him in. Better yet, keep him out of government entirely and go with Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon.com!
Sec Labor - Chris Christie. Need I say more?
Sec HHS - Bobby Jindal.
Sec HUD - John Kasich. An alternate take on how to bring fiscal sanity to Fannie/Freddie, just because.
Sec Trans - Gary Kelly (Southwest Airlines CEO).
Sec Energy - David Lesar (Halliburton CEO). When you want the best, it is a bonus when the best will also send the left into a conniption!
Sec Education - J. Michael Smith (homeschooling advocate).
Dep VA - Ollie North.
Homeland Security - Jan Brewer. Alternate: Joe Arpaio.
Economic advisers - the economics department from George Mason University, Dr. Walter Williams to serve as chief.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseAndy McCarthy for AG! John
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseAll excellent suggestions, but replace Mitt Romney with Chris Christie. Mitt is much more corporate than generic and Christie brings more excitement and possibly some of the northeast with him.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseI'd go with John McCain for SecDef. a) It gets a RINO out of the senate while avoiding the Lieberman effect (how many of us blasted the Dems for turning against their own VP candidate in 2006, then did turned around and supported JD Hayworth?) b) Defense/Military issues are where McCain is his most reliably conservative. Taking him out of Congress and putting him in the Pentagon is the perfect way to ensure his legacy is something other than amnesty or campaign finance reform.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseHow could I have forgotten? A reader suggests:
"I have a suggestion for Sarah's Chief of Staff. Knowing that they met in Wasilla and have many of the same interests, I nominate Paul Teutel, Sr. ( he of American Chopper fame). Knowing that a president needs a firm person as a gatekeeper, putting Teutel in a Brooks Brothers suit daily should provide him with just the right attitude to keep our new president focused on the task at hand. We could also make him share a cramped windowless office with his estranged sons and have the ensuing hilarity broadcast on the Discovery Channel."
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseAndy would be an awesome AG, it is true.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseI'd put Duncan Hunter in the VP slot and move Romney to Treasury. That would put Hunter a leg up to follow Palin, or to take over if something terrible happened. We have got to have enough time in power to turn this country around.
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Megyn Kelly
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseFor my money, the only thing that could make a Palin candidacy less attractive is to include Romney on the ticket.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseGreat thought experiment.
Very relevant too since any republican candidate will be misunderestimated.
I wouldn't put Jindal in the cabinet - seems like a step down for him. If the stars align he might be a great candidate for the top job some day. It would be a good move though for one of the many reliable and experienced House conservatives (Cantor, Flake, Pence, Bachmann, Blackburn, ...).
I like Gullyborg's suggestion of Chris Christie for SecLabor but Sec. Ed (if we absolutely must have a Dept of Ed) would be even more delightfully inflammatory.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseThis is frustrating! Whenever I try to comment on one of Kevin's ideas I'm perpetually reduced to mumbling "I concur." Do you actually think Romney would accept the VP spot?
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseI realize this is all in good fun, but a couple of comments.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseGreat idea on your part, since the long term focus of all small government conservatives should be to choose the team that can get us there. A team composed of competent executives that poses a deliberate contrast to the faculty committee currently in place.
Not sure what role Palin has to play here. I prefer her as a rock thrower going after the media and liberal redoubts, not as “President of all the people.” Maybe Daniels, Jindal, Christie…? Someone with both executive and rhetorical chops.
Each of these individuals will be waging a war inside each department with an entrenched bureaucracy of liberal apparatchiks that survived and grew during 8 years of a supposedly conservative administration. They better have brass knuckles and switchblades and the ability to say: You’re Fired! Bolton has it no doubt. Some of the rest. Christie is a prime example of what I’m talking about. Smart, articulate and in your face to his enemies. We’ve had enough of the ‘turn the other cheek’ RINO approach.
On that note Romney is a non-starter. Too much of the old Republican Party about him. When I saw him raise his hand in the Republican primary 2008 in response to the AGW question, he was done.
Press Secretary – Dennis Miller. Someone who would play smashmouth with the anti-conservative press corps. They should have fear in their hearts when they raise their hands. Many of us will never forget the words – Scott McLellan
SecDef – I may be the only conservative I know who is a little suspicious of General Petraeus. As a military commander, he has my admiration. But ever since I read Rick Atkinson’s book on the 101 during the invasion of Iraq, I have had an uneasy feeling about the General as perhaps a little too political for my taste. Example: Who would have pegged Stan McChrystal as an Obama fan. For comparison sake I reference General Mattis. I think the McCain suggestion is pure genius.
Secretary of Education – Don’t need one. End it.
No one from Goldman Sachs is permitted to serve in any capacity.
Thanks again for starting the conversation.
Forget Mitt. Bleh.
I agree with a comment already made ... make Chris Christie Veep. He's an awesome attack dawg and would fulfill that role for Palin admirably. Plus, there would be two Real People in the top two seats.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseI think Chris Christie is needed in Jersey, Lesley!
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseMichelle Rhee for Sec Ed. Also, announce that she will nominate Miguel Estrada for the first Supreme Court opening
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbusePlacing Mitt as vice president would cause the same difficulty that he has in running at the top of the ticket: Romneycare.
With ObamaCare as the foremost issue of the day, the last thing you want is the signatory behind Romneycare.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseI'm all for Andy at AG but doesn't he lack essential experience in holding that position: community organizer?
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