Ending ‘Rape Culture’ with ‘Consent Panties’?

by Greg Pollowitz

I’m not sure sexy underwear is the best way to end the “rape culture” on college campuses, but what do I know? I did my part to end “rape culture” the old-fashioned way and told my eleven-year-old son if he ever did anything to hurt a woman when he grew up, he could rot in jail. His mom and I added we’d even testify against him. But, sure, give the undies a shot, too:

Oh, and I’m doing my best to make sure my daughter ends “rape culture” as well. She’ll be a black-belt in Taekwondo by the time she’s eight and is competing in a sparring competition this weekend.