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In Castro’s salon, pants for Afghanistan, about Al Sharpton, &c.

January 11, 2002 8:00 a.m.

 

id you know that the Castro regime had an “attorney general” (that’s part of what totalitarian regimes do: ape American and democratic practices — sham elections, etc.)? It does. And that “attorney general,” Juan Escalona, had the following to say about the transfer of al Qaeda prisoners to the American base at Guantanamo: “It’s another provocation from the Americans. I hope 15 or 20 get out and kill them.”

I love it when Cuban officials talk that way — so much more honest than the propaganda ladled out to willing dupes. (Interesting question: Can there be willing dupes? Probably not. There are outright Castro apologists, then there are dupes.)

For years now, Yanqui entertainers, sports figures, and politicians have trooped down to Havana, to hug and be hugged by the dictator — even as his victims writhe and cry out and rot in unseen places. My fond hope is that one day there will be a general awakening, and that these Americans will be ashamed. But if it hasn’t happened by now, 43 years into the Castro nightmare, it probably never will.

After the publication of Solzhenitsyn’s Gulag Archipelago, some people were embarrassed — but not all. After the publication of Armando Valladares’s Against All Hope, some people were embarrassed — but far from all. G. B. Shaw’s admirers are a little embarrassed over the great man’s love affair with the Bolsheviks. Charles Lindbergh’s admirers are a little embarrassed over his fondness for the Third Reich. Jane Fonda is a bit embarrassed, I believe, about her embrace of the beasts of Hanoi. The admirers of John Kenneth Galbraith? Are they a teeny bit embarrassed about his glee over Mao’s China? I doubt it.

Anyway, the Castro fools (or knaves) take the cake. The other day, a group of pols — including Pennsylvania Republican Arlen Specter — flew down to Havana for a big soirée with the dictator. They had in tow a columnist for the Philadelphia Daily News, Michael Smerconish, all wide-eyed and impressed. The column he produced is a classic in the genre of outrageous naïveté. It has given Cuban democracy and human-rights advocates heartache — but then, they’re used to heartache.

I single out Michael Smerconish and his column, not because they’re unusual — deserving of special opprobrium — but because they’re so typical, so representative.

You’ll be happy to know that “[Castro’s] laugh broke up the room.” “The conversation was spellbinding.” “Castro was vibrant, animated, courteous [courteous!], fully engaged, and unflinching in his views. He had an agenda and a message to deliver to us. But no subject was off-limits. He was the opposite of today’s sound-bite, blow-dried politicians.”

Oh, how it must comfort Castro’s prisoners to know that their persecutor keeps his hair natural!

(I reprint here — because the phenomenon is similar — the infamous words of Amb. Joseph Davies, about Joseph Stalin: “He gives the impression of a strong mind which is composed and wise. His brown eye is exceedingly kindly and gentle. A child would like to sit in his lap, and a dog would sidle up to him.”)

Castro was all for anti-terrorism, of course. Writes Smerconish, “Castro said the only difference he has with the Americans on terrorism is the best way to eradicate the problem, adding that it is important to ‘attack it from a moral and ethical point of view, not the bombing of innocent civilians.’”

I wonder if Smerconish knows that Cuba is one of only seven regimes on the State Department’s list of terror-sponsoring states, along with Iraq, Iran, Syria, and the other lovelies. I wonder if he cares.

One of the party had brought a little gift for Castro. Know what it was? A New York Fire Department hat. Castro duly put the hat on — a perfect propaganda opportunity for him, handed to him by these idiots — “and in front of cameras for the world to see, Castro for at least one moment looked no different from Rudy Giuliani.”

Arlen Specter did press him on holding elections: After 43 years, isn’t it time to have one? Castro parried, “You mean like you had in Florida?” Michael Smerconish seems to have taken this as a great touché moment.

In the course of this mighty meeting of the minds, the dictator said, “How do you define human rights? Is there any proof of torture in Cuba? We don’t have much money, but we will give you all that we have if you can prove anyone has been tortured here in the past 43 years. There are no missing people in Cuba.”

In the face of such lies and such evil, all one can do is . . . well, I’m not sure.

Look, this Philadelphia guy is probably not a bad man. He’s probably just a fool, a know-nothing, someone who thought it would be cool to meet someone famous (although he is a journalist, and they’ve given him a column). Yet his kind of gullibility has helped Castro remain in power for over four decades. The great moral revulsion in America against Castro will never come; any revulsion, at least on the part of our elites, is directed at the exile community in Florida.

I have been told a million times, “no one cares about Cuba.” Indeed, I titled my piece for NR on this subject “Who Cares About Cuba?” (June 11, 2000). The other day, I received the following charming letter: “I’ll save you some time: Cuba doesn’t matter. Cuba is a dead letter. Nobody gives a sh** about Cuba. Nobody is going to give a sh** about Cuba.”

Yes, but a few of us do — not least the Cubans. “Who cares about the Jews?” “Who cares about the Cubans?” Who cares about anybody who is having his face kicked in by the boot of tyranny? The least we can do, it seems, is not give aid and comfort to the tyrant, and not cover for him. I’ve quoted it a hundred times, and will no doubt quote it a hundred more. It comes from Rep. Lincoln Diaz-Balart, who knows a thing or two about Cuban reality (and about the principles of freedom — as suggested by that first name): “For the life of me, I just don’t know how Castro can seem cute after forty years of torturing people.”

The other day, Bernard Lewis, the great Middle East scholar — and author of a magnificent piece in the December 17 NR — gave an interview to Brian Lamb, on C-SPAN. You noticed, he said, those scenes of jubilation in Afghanistan, after the United States took out the Taliban. Well, if the U.S. knocked off the regimes in Iraq and Iran, he said, those scenes from Afghanistan would like look funerals by comparison.

This seems almost certainly right. I would very much like to see those scenes.

I trust you have read about the latest breathtaking operation by the Israelis, locating, sneaking up on, and commandeering that ship full of explosives bound, from Iran, for Yasser Arafat. The operation was positively cinematic, or novelistic: Choppers go out into a storm, the men throw rubber boats down into the churning sea, they rappel down flimsy, swinging ladders, they silently scale the ship, and they overwhelm the 14-man Palestinian crew without firing a shot — keeping 50 tons of matériel from the hands of those who would destroy Israel.

Why do they do this? Because they have to: The country is too small, and its position is too perilous, for anything else. Necessity has made the Jews of Israel such fighters, nothing else. Any people, which wanted to survive, which determined to live despite all the nations trying to kill it, would do it.

Here’s the point I wish to make: Foreign Minister Shimon Peres, who has long apologized for Arafat or made excuses for him, angrily called this moment — the shipment of arms when Arafat was declaring a cease-fire — a “watershed.”

A watershed! I love that. Arafat is always facing a watershed. We always hear, “This is his moment of truth. It’s do-or-die. It’s put-up-or-shut-up.” Then the next month comes, and we hear, “This is his moment of truth . . .”

There’s never a real moment of truth, a real watershed. Arafat always manages to get a pass. I, like many others, am, after these 40 years (about as long as Castro), willing to take a chance on the next Palestinian leadership. Let Arafat deal with a real watershed. We will see.

In Afghanistan, the men are having a particular problem: They can’t find enough pants. Yes, there is a shortage of pants in that country, and thousands of men are yearning to find and buy them. With the end of the Taliban, they no longer have to wear traditional Islamic dress; they are free to get back into pants (and recall that they took advantage of the freedom to wear shorts on the soccer field the very day after Kabul was liberated). The market will have to get pants to Afghanistan in a hurry.

Think about this: For women in the West, liberation meant the opportunity to wear pants. For men in Afghanistan, liberation means the opportunity to wear pants.

George F. Will had an interesting talk with, and wrote an interesting column about, Al Sharpton. I wish to make a few quick points about it.

Sharpton said to Will that Jesse Jackson had been “number two to Dukakis” in 1988. That’s a fallacy I have long wished to correct. Jackson was the last man in the race with Dukakis, it is true. But he wasn’t “number two”: It’s just that the other Democratic candidates had dropped out once it was clear that they couldn’t win. Jackson didn’t do that, of course, because he wasn’t running to win, but running to run — he had nothing else to do, and the media attention was mother’s milk. He was number two in the same way I could be number two if I just hung around, heedless.

Second: Will mentioned Sharpton’s participation in the Tawana Brawley hoax. As part of that hoax, of course, Sharpton accused an innocent man named Steven Pagones of raping Brawley (who was not raped by anyone, as we soon knew). Pagones sued Sharpton for defamation, and, after an excruciating ten years or so, he won. Sharpton was ordered to pay damages — but he refused to do so, citing poverty (despite his fancy lifestyle). In time, rich supporters like Johnnie Cochrane covered the bill, to free the Rev of the embarrassment and the obligation. But Sharpton has always steadfastly refused to apologize to Pagones. Sharpton, of course, is not a man. This didn’t stop Mayor Michael Bloomberg from inviting him to his inauguration.

Finally, Sharpton uttered a line that ought to go in a conservative Bartlett’s, if there were one: “I never knew I was underprivileged until I went to a sociology class at Brooklyn College.”

This is part of Sharpton’s iniquity, which I’ve written about many times (see, for example, “Power Dem,” NR, March 20, 2000): He’s charming.

A reader from Washington, D.C., writes, “Just something to share: When I exited the Metro at Dupont Circle this morning, there was a man at the top of the escalator with a coffee cup asking for change. He said, ‘Spare a little change? I lost my job and I won’t be working anytime soon — the president has already spent the surplus.’” Obviously an Al Hunt reader.

Another reader comments on Walid Shater, the Secret Service agent who hired a lawyer and called a press conference after he was kept off an American Airlines flight: “Isn’t it rich that a member of the Secret Service is the biggest squawker about profiling when the agency he works for assumes that everyone is out to get the president and treats us all like common criminals all the time?”

Another reader makes the following, extremely interesting point: “You have noticed the proliferation of ‘rages’: A correspondent of yours cited ‘air rage,’ and now we have ‘rink rage,’ to refer to hockey incidents. Is there no end to this ‘phenomenon’? I am a doctoral candidate in clinical psychology, and am aware of no syndrome that compels one to act in a violent, boorish, or hostile manner as a result of high altitude, ice, or any other such factor. I think the use of these terms subtly removes the burden of responsibility from individuals and may prove detrimental in the future. Just a thought.”

And finally, please hear from Dave Taggart, a retired infantry captain. In a recent column, I wrote about Reagan’s 1986 raid on Libya after Qaddafi-ite terrorism, including an attack on a West Berlin discotheque called La Belle, where two were killed and over 200 wounded:

“I was commanding an infantry company in Berlin in 1986. I had five soldiers wounded in the La Belle disco bombing. My daughter spent a month afterwards having a ‘gun Jeep’ escort her school bus to kindergarten.

“When we bombed the Libyans in retaliation, the French would not let the F-111s overfly their airspace, making for a long and dangerous flight for the pilots, flying out of England. For weeks afterwards, every French officer in Berlin apologized for this every time they met an American officer, any American officer. They even tried to do it in English. Not the French we were used to. They were so embarrassed. I hoped then I’d never have to apologize for the USA.

“One thing the media never brought out was the racist nature of the Libyans’ target selection. They wanted to bomb a nightclub frequented by Americans. In Germany, the obvious choices were either discos (frequented by black GIs) or cowboy bars (lots of Germans have always been into the ‘vild vest’). Had they bombed a cowboy bar, lots of Germans would have been hurt or killed, and there would have been a huge backlash. By targeting the La Belle disco, they ensured that the main targets would be black American GIs, foreigners, and German girls who dated the same (not popular in Germany).”

Now, there’s a wrinkle.

 
 

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