August
22, 2002 9:00 a.m. Making
it, stealing it, concealing it, &c.
ere in ol New York, our junior senator, Hillary Clinton, has come
out strongly against a pay raise in the Senate. Indeed, why would a girl
with an $8 million book contract want a pay raise? Self-sacrificing thing.
She could vote for a raise for the sake of some less affluent colleague.
A modest rancher from out West or something to whom the Senate
salary isnt peanuts.
On
the subject of money, we know that Arafat has over a billion stashed away
(Im talking dollars, not whatever they spend in the P.A.). A former
top Arafat aide, Jawad Ghussein, has spilled the beans. He escaped the
P.A. within an inch of his life, going to Jordan with Israels
help and then on to London. Because he has fingered Arafat as a
thief, Ghussein is now being denounced by the PLO as a thief himself.
Thus do these goons behave in time-honored Soviet fashion.
Remember the name
of Jawad Ghussein: a man of some conscience from the Palestinian ruling
class.
The
Israeli Supreme Court has ruled that the army may not use Palestinian
civilians as human shields. They had been doing this: putting Palestinians
in bulletproof vests and sending them up to the doors of known terrorists.
Oh, hang on: They
put on bulletproof vests first? The Difference Between the Israelis
and Their Enemies, Lesson 2,331.
Its
been a while since I praised Rumsfeld directness and Rummyese been
about, oh, two columns so hear this: The SecDef was talking about
an al Qaeda-linked terror group in Iraq. A reporter asked him whether
the group operated with the knowledge and protection of Saddam Hussein.
Rumsfeld answered,
In a vicious, repressive dictatorship that exercises near total
control over its population, its very hard to imagine that the government
is not aware of whats taking place in the country.
Made a difference
that W. survived in Florida, huh?
Liz
Smith, the New York gossipeuse, has written about the multiple birthday
parties given in Marthas Vineyard for Bill Clinton, her friend.
At one, Clinton, looking trim and fit, was his usual brainy and
interesting self. No doubt. Liz mocked the current president for
his mockery of white-wine-sipping elites in those rare precincts.
She twitted him thus: Down in Crawford, just a stones throw
from the super-Baptist town of Waco, no doubt they serve Dr. Pepper at
10, 2, and 4 just like in the good old days.
Its funny.
Liz, originally a Texan, would obviously rather die than go back there.
(A super-Baptist town. To her, it must surely be Hell.) Her
friend, the Man from Hope, would obviously rather die than go back to
Hope. George W. Bush, scion of an Eastern family tot of Walker
Point(e?) long ago had his fill of Martha Stewartish living. To
him, the Crawford ranch is better. Clinton is still wowed by his post-Arkansas
life: New York City, the Vineyard. One of his parties was in Jackie Os
old house, hosted by Caroline!!!
A lot depends on
where you came from, wouldnt you say? Not the profoundest observation
ever made, but itll do for mid August.
Speaking
of Martha Stewart: She (or so it seems) put out the word that those dirty-minded
Republicans were set to investigate her sex life. It seems that
she took a page from the Clinton playbook, whereby you demonize your enemies
as sex-crazed, anti-privacy perverts and induce Maureen Dowd to
write super-stylish (but not super-Baptist) columns about
it.
It was a nice try,
but in Martha Stewarts case, it didnt work. (Is she the Martha
of the Vineyard? Never mind.)
Peter
Jones is a fascinating guy, a journalist and a classicist, the author
of several books that explain to you how it was, way, way back then. In
The (London) Spectator, he has a column called Ancient
and Modern, wherein he draws analogies from todays news to
classical times. He never misses a week, in every sense.
Recently, he had
a column on Hannibal the Hannibal, not the man-eater
because, as he wrote, two American film companies are evidently
racing neck-and-neck to bring out a film about the great Carthaginian
general. He further informed, The word on the street is that
one of the companies is proposing to cast a fashionable black actor in
the lead. Thats the stuff, boys. Africa! Cuddly Blacks v. Wicked
Anglo-Saxon Romans! Great box office!
But the truth
the historical truth is sadder: Hannibal wasnt black. But
never mind. Hannibal probably shouldve been black, in a world
truer than the boring old real one. Black Athena and all that.
Everyones gotta have his hero.
Many years ago, a
film was made of the life of Sadat, starring Lou Gossett Jr. That was
the problem. Gossett was quite black; Sadat himself was the son of a Sudanese
(black) mother. He didnt bruit it about much, though. And the Egyptians
are very protective of this awkward little skin fact. And that
film, starring Lou Gossett Jr., was banned in Egypt.
But as long as we
get Samuel L. Jackson as Pushkin, well be okay.
Thought
you might like to hear about that high-ranking Cuban defector, Alcibiades
Hidalgo, who barely made it to Florida on a raft, just like the hoi polloi
(and if anyone even dares write me that hoi means the,
therefore you just cant say the hoi polloi, Ill
block you from my e-mail for life. Just try me). Hidalgo was Cuban ambassador
to the U.N., deputy foreign minister, chief of staff to defense minister
Raúl Castro, and a lot of other things. But few here care about
him, because, you know: Hes anti-Castro, pro-democratic, and therefore
insane.
The AP ran a report
on him, however, and here are some of the points he made:
The political élite
of Cuba is nervous, guarding against a social explosion. Food
is scarce. The top brass of the military say that, if theres an
uprising, theyll use force, Tiananmen style. Any officer balking
will regret it.
And, sure, Cubans
have access to the countrys free health-care system
but theres no medicine there, and hasnt been for years.
(In Cuba, of course, theres strict medical apartheid,
where certain hospitals and clinics are only for the elites.)
Mans first
right, said Hidalgo, is the right to independent thought
and thats one of the main things that drove him out.
Finally, any lifting
of the U.S. travel embargo would be, in Hidalgos words, a
gift for Fidel.
But what does he
know, Alcibiades Hidalgo? Must be a Batista stooge, anyway. (Those Batista
stooges are getting pretty old, dont you think?)
More
Cuban news: Four Cuban acrobats, visiting with a national dance troupe,
have defected in Aruba. Funny headline, isnt it? Cuban Acrobats
Seek Asylum in Aruba. But its deadly serious business. Theyre
hanging on for their lives. This follows the defection of Cubans in Canada,
where they were allowed to go for the Popes visit.
Castro still lets
em out once in a while but they get while the gettins
good, so many of them. But dont let anyone tell you thats
indicative of anything except, perhaps, the iniquity of U.S. policy
toward Cuba.
Finally,
the regime allowed a rap concert in Havana a few days ago, where a couple
of teenagers sang (rapped? talked?), Im tired of the routine.
How long is this going to last? According to the AP, they
told the audience that on their way to the concert they were stopped by
police officers and asked for their identification a process they
said Cuban youth experience almost daily. The AP further advised
that the Cuban government has become increasingly tolerant of complaints
about the system as long as they remain generalized.
A neat phrase: as
long as they remain generalized.
Every day, I hear
of fresh horrors in Cuba, and I comment on very few of them. Cubas
like a vast, ugly thing on the side of the road, that you strain not to
look at, having seen it a few times, and recoiled. But, now and then,
you have to gulp and stare. I must do more of it.
A Cuban-American
friend of mine told me something Ill remember forever: that, merely
to be a decent human being in Cuba, you have to have a martyr-level
courage: not to steal, not to lie, not to spy, not to debase oneself,
or exploit the self-debasement of others.
There are many, many
books to be written. Let the floodgates open once the old SOB kicks
or is kicked.
They
may not love Castro in Cuba, but they certainly love him in Ann Arbor,
my dear old hometown, from which I have a story. Actually, the Ann
Arbor News Pravda West, as we used to call it
had a story. As you probably read in NR, there is a referendum
in Berkeley, Calif., on whether to ban coffee thats not fair-trade
coffee, or organic, or ultra-left-wing or something. Mr. Folger
might be confused on the details (he just died, by the way that
Folger. Saw his obit).
This has some Ann
Arborites in a tizzy, because theres no such referendum there. The
News ran a story titled, Just How Liberal Is Ann Arbor? Some
Wonder If City Has Grown Conservative or If It Always Was.
Said the report, While Berkeley continues its headline-making ways,
some wonder if Ann Arbor has lost its reputation as a liberal mecca. [Mind
you, by liberal they mean Stalinist.] Others insist its simply become
more diverse and tolerant to other views. [I love that sentence. I could
kiss the News for it.] They note that Ann Arbor still joins Berkeley
in penning progressive city ordinances; both cities are among only seven
municipalities across the country that have challenged the USA Patriot
Act.
So, Ann Arbor has
Berkeley envy. Mirror, mirror on the wall, whos the leftest
of them all?
But that last bit,
about the Patriot Act, reminded me of something. Years ago, when cities
like Ann Arbor were declaring themselves nuclear-free zones
as if Cap Weinberger were just dying to put bases there
I wished that such people could somehow opt out of the American
nuclear umbrella. What I meant was, these people benefited from the protection
of that umbrella, that deterrent, all the while declaring it evil. And
it would have been neat, in a sci-fi, fantasy way, if that protection
could have been withdrawn from them, leaving Ann Arbor, for example, naked,
but Cody, Wyoming, say, protected.
You could apply that
to individuals too. Anyway, as I said, just a fantasy and by now
quite dated.