October
17, 2002 9:25 a.m. Too
black to fight? Saddam outdoes Chicago. Defending Jeane K. And more.
harlie Rangel, among others, says that he opposes military action because
too many black and brown people serve in the military.
This brings up all
sorts of problems. First, theres the suggestion of racism in the
Rangel position. Second, theres the rank separatism (are these not
Americans?). Third, would he bar black and Hispanic citizens from serving
in the military? Fourth, does the presence of people of color
in the military act as a veto on any American military action (except
for occasional invasions of Haiti, at the insistence of a fasting Randall
Robinson)? Fifth, if that is the case, why maintain a military at all?
Sixth . . .
And yet, its
so absurd, theres no need to keep going.
Do you remember when
we were proud of the militarys integration? It was the shining
example, to all of us. Now . . . a source of division. Figures.
The
Wall Street Journal had what I would consider an unfortunate headline:
With Iraqi Vote, Husseins Party Shows Its Cohesion.
Cohesion? It showed its effectiveness in terror. Those people voted
at the point of bayonet.
I loved this line
within the article: The mass of the population, freely or not, announced
its loyalty. Freely or not thats a fine clause!
And how bout the word loyalty? Sheer fear,
and instinct for self-preservation, would be more like it.
Saddam Hussein was
not content with 98.9 percent, or 99.7: He had to go for the whole enchilada
100 percent. This scores . . . well, a perfect ten, so to speak,
on the Tirana Index.
Connoisseurs of Charles
Krauthammer will remember the Tirana Index. The columnist invented this
sometime in the mid-1980s, I believe. Enver Hoxha, the Communist dictator
of Albania (whose capital is Tirana), used to win by 99.6
percent numbers like that. You always wondered about the .4 percent
democratic window-dressing, in all likelihood. Krauthammer decided
that you could gauge the democratic legitimacy of a country by measuring
it on a Tirana index: The higher the percentage, the less
free the election.
Well be applying
it forever, somewhere.
One
thing to be worried about, in this coming war: the patience of the media
class. Will it have it? I have confidence based on the evidence
of history that Americans at large will have such patience; but
one can be less sure about the media. Only a couple of weeks or
was it days? into Afghanistan, the media were talking about quagmire
and the Big Muddy: quagmire, quagmire, quagmire; muddy, muddy,
muddy; Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam. And then, poof: Afghanistan was
over (at least that stage of it).
But the quagmire
people will be back, big-time, in Iraq. Theyre used to hundred-hour
wars. If they dont get one if this war isnt wrapped
up in one neat news cycle will they go all quagmire
on us?
A concern.
Everyones
all atwitter about whether Israel will fight back whether it will
respond, militarily, if Iraq, or some other nation, attacks its people.
It is my belief that people dont understand the utilitarian
the practical aspect of Israels concern.
It is not merely
a psychological, emotional desire to hit back when you yourself are hit.
Some analysts believe that the PLO and other enemies of Israel were emboldened
when Israel holstered itself in the 1991 Gulf War. Did this
suggest to others that Israel was something of a paper tiger, a softie?
Israel was struck by 39 Iraqi missiles, and it sat there, nice and quiet,
for GHWB and Jim Baker. Did some Israelis, later, pay for this restraint
this season of non-responsiveness, or superhuman self-control
with their lives?
That, sports fans,
is a worry.
And speaking of responsiveness
versus non-. The following line appeared in a USA Today article:
Beyond reassurances on Iraq, Bush [was] expected [in his meeting
with Ariel Sharon] to urge Israel to show restraint in trying to prevent,
or retaliate for, Palestinian acts of terrorism.
That is asking an
awful lot of a country: to show restraint in merely
trying to prevent, much less retaliate for, the murder of ones
citizens. In fact, that is too much.
Caught
Chris Matthews the other night, talking with Christopher Hitchens, and
would like to make a correction. Both of them said Matthews started
it, and Hitchens agreed that Jeane Kirkpatricks invocation
of San Francisco Democrats was an anti-gay slur.
Nothing of the sort.
Remember: Kirkpatrick was a Democrat, serving in the Reagan administration,
as ambassador to the U.N. She had fought long and hard to save the Democratic
party from the New Left, particularly in foreign and defense policy. She
was speaking at a Republican convention, in the summer of 1984.
That must have been rather a hard thing for a lifelong, committed Democrat
to do. She didnt want to knock the Democrats, tout
court, because she was one, and she loved that party (or what was
left of it, from her point of view).
The Democrats had
had their convention in San Francisco. This convention, which nominated
Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro, was dominated by exactly the kind
of Democrats she lamented and despised. So, at the Republican convention,
she spoke against the San Francisco Democrats those
who had nominated Reagans opposition, weeks earlier.
It had nothing to
do with gays. Its not her fault that the Democrats held their
convention in San Francisco. If theyd had it in Dubuque, they would
have been the Dubuque Democrats and youdve
gotten a nice alliteration out of it.
Linda Chavez had
this same problem when she ran against Barbara Mikulski two years later
(for the Senate in Maryland). Chavez, too, was a Democrat, or had been,
until a few seconds before this run. She campaigned as a true Democrat,
if you will, which is to say an old-school Democrat a betrayed
and abandoned Democrat not a radical one. Maryland was (as it is
now) a staunchly Democratic state, and it would have made no sense to
run against the Democrats. So she denominated her opponent
a San Francisco Democrat, which she was and is (as
is the senators whole party now, to be fair).
Chavez details all
this in her fantastic new book, An Unlikely Conservative.
Again, its
not their fault not Jeanes and Lindas
that the Democrats held their 1984 convention in San Francisco. And yet,
the Matthewsesque charge will always be held over their heads.
A
word about the late Stephen Ambrose. Not long before he died, he was hit
with charges of plagiarism charges that were true. And yet all
plagiarisms are not equal. Ambrose was certainly a sloppy,
careless old cuss, toward the end. But he was an unusual sort of plagiarist.
He footnoted everything, even if he (or those assisting him) didnt
put quotation marks around everything, and in one footnote he said something
like, I have stolen shamelessly from Professor X, in his
book . . . That is not the usual action of a plagiarist. A plagiarist
moves with stealth, trickiness, deception.
When he was at his
lowest, we published him in NR. The piece The
Master (Nation) Builder might have been his last. I dont
know.
Anyway, Im
glad we did it.
By the way, in his
last years, Ambrose was viewed as something of a conservative, because
he was a patriot, but he had been a radical Democrat. I remember his boasting
to a college seminar that he had heckled Richard Nixon over Cambodia.
He said about his biographical subject, Nixon Im
a Nixon-hater from way back.
Of course, a lot
of conservatives are Nixon-haters too, and Im
not sure that . . . whoa: Thats a whole nother subject. Later.