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Novermber 14, 2002, 8:20 a.m.
King Karl, some rhetoric for Bush, in Saddam’s blood, and more.

quick word on Karl Rove: Everyone knows he’s a master strategist. But I think he’d make a heck of a politician, too — I mean, a running, in-front-of-the-scenes politician.

I’ve seen Rove in action. I’ve seen him address audiences, and perform in Q&A. Most political hands are unfit for prime time — better off in a back room — but Rove is different. He’s personable, engaging, and smooth. He’s articulate without being glib. He’s well-versed without being overbearing. He’s humorous, self-deprecating, and fun. He’s folksy but not condescending. He is plenty principled — but, in the tradition of politicos, he’s flexible.



  

I don’t know. Once he’s through pulling off his William McKinley-Mark Hanna act with W., I think he should run for something. Senator from Texas, governor of Texas. He would, of course, serve as his own campaign strategist — might even save some money that way.

Just a thought.

When he talks about Iraq, I wish the president would stress, a bit more, the aspect of self-defense. Don Rumsfeld is especially good at this: This is not a war of retribution. It’s certainly not a war of imperialism. It’s a war of self-defense.

Look, the president might say, Saddam Hussein is driving for weapons of mass destruction. Chances are, he’s not going to let them sit around and look pretty. He’s going to use them. And he’s going to use them on us and our allies.

There are all sorts of good reasons for going into Iraq — hard reasons and softer reasons. It would be good for Iraqis. It would be good for the region. It would be good for anti-terrorism. It would be good for the world.

But you know what it would be best for? Not getting our behinds torched by that SOB.

W.’s the kind of president that can use exactly this language. And he should. He should embarrass his opponents: I’m the president of the United States, and this is a matter of self-defense. I have an obligation to the American people. I have sworn to protect them. That’s my job. I’m commander-in-chief, for heaven’s sake.

This is what the federal government is for, above all: the physical security of the nation. Not midnight basketball, not prescription drugs, not school uniforms — nice as those things might be. The physical protection of Americans.

No one else is so specifically charged with that responsibility — not city councils, not mayors, not governors, not Congress, not the courts. It falls on me.

And I will do my duty, whether people like it or not.

That’s what I, at least, would like to hear (more of).

In my previous Impromptus, I took a little shot at Bibi Netanyahu. Playing off the last two syllables of his name, I called him a yahoo. A lot of my readers wondered why. Isn’t he one of the best conservatives in the world?

Let me explain. In the ’80s, there was maybe no government official, anywhere, I found so inspiring as Netanyahu. He was deputy ambassador to the U.N. — and a regular on Nightline. He articulated the principles of freedom, openness, and self-defense beautifully. He was a dream come true. One of my fondest wishes was that he would become prime minister.

And he became prime minister. Which is where the fun stopped. He proved spectacularly undisciplined, and slightly self-destructive. Also heedless of anyone around him. He rather blew it. Granted, Israeli prime minister is possibly the most difficult job in the world. But he didn’t handle it well.

And now he is back to knock off Arik, who, to the contrary, has handled the job magnificently — as well as could be done in the present circumstances, I think. In fact, I think that, to the surprise of many, he has been an even better PM than he was a general. Quite judicious. Firm yet open. I can’t think of a wiser head to have in the job.

And Bibi, because of his boundless ego, is set to knock him off.

Lemme put it this way: I worry that Bibi’s ego serves Bibi, mainly. I think Sharon’s ego serves that country.

At least, that’s my impression.

Would someone please tell me why the White House is so squeamish about partial-birth abortion? I mean, shouldn’t those on the wrong side of the issue be the squeamish ones? Why should the Bushies be afraid of it?

Virtually the entire country opposes partial-birth. They know it’s a barbaric practice. It makes Democrats uncomfortable. It’s nearly impossible to defend. Even Moynihan called it “infanticide.”

I mean, it’s a no-brainer. We, the Republicans, oppose partial-birth, and we’re supposed to be the extremists? So Ted Koppel and the others won’t like it — big deal. The country will.

Fear not partial-birth legislation. Let Lott rip on it. You won’t be sorry. And, if you’ve got power and can’t outlaw partial-birth abortion, what’s power good for?

Nancy Pelosi is in a way a perfect representative of the Democratic party. She ought to be that party’s leader in Congress. She’s much more representative of Dems than Clinton (Bill, that is — and Hillary, I suppose).

Consider: Clinton’s two greatest achievements were welfare reform and NAFTA. Both of these were Republican initiatives, which Clinton acceded to. He was triangulating, in full (and wise) Morris mode. A majority of Democrats in Congress opposed both welfare reform and free trade.

And Nancy Pelosi is with that majority. Republicans probably shouldn’t miss opportunities to say that Pelosi and her crowd weren’t even with Clinton on the most important issues that arose.

Above, I said “and Hillary, I suppose.” But I bet that’s wrong. About NAFTA, I’m not sure. But I feel certain that, on welfare reform, she was with her friends and guides the Edelmans, who considered this reform — which has proved a boon to the poor all across the country — a dastardly assault.

Boston is to be the convention site for the Democrats in 2004. Some conservatives are crowing about this: A Democratic convention in ultra-liberal Massachusetts? That’s too perfect!

A couple of points, however. First, it really doesn’t matter where a convention is held. You know where it’s held, mostly? On television. That’s all that matters.

And second, please recall that Massachusetts has just elected a Mormon Republican governor. And it went for Reagan twice. And so on.

Besides which, it’s perhaps the most appealing state in the Union, on a variety of fronts: physical, historical . . . I love the Bay State. It’s not its fault the Kennedys live there.

It is its fault, however, that it keeps sending John Kerry to the Senate. I’m sorry, but what a disgraceful character. Will no one in the mainstream media call Kerry on his incessant bashing of those who “didn’t serve”? This has been a semi-obsession of mine, for the last many months. No one else seems to mind Kerry’s act. If conservative Republicans did this to non-serving liberals — no, when they do it to liberals — everyone goes nuts. The other day, Kerry referred — again — to “Mr. Cheney, Tom DeLay, Dick Armey, [and] all these guys who never served in the military.”

The man is a bully. And sometimes his tactics are what in other circumstances one would call McCarthyite. He gets to be both the brave veteran and the anti-war hero. He plays a slick and ultimately dishonest double-game. And he gets away with it, shamelessly.

A nice tidbit from the election: My wonderful colleague Aaron Bailey informs me that the Hillsdale (College) caucus in Congress has grown to two. (Aaron is a Hillsdale alum, and my fellow Michigander.) There has always been Phil Crane. And now there’s Chris Chocola, elected from the Second District of Indiana.

Everything is cool about Chocola. First, there’s Hillsdale (rah). Then there’s the fact that he campaigned on Social Security reform, and not only survived, but triumphed. Last, there’s his name — which must be the coolest in Congress. “Chris Chocola.” But then, is Zack Wamp still there?

In the category of “too perfect”: Helen Thomas has written the introduction for Susan McDougal’s new book. It shows, as perhaps nothing else could, where this important and prominent journalist’s heart is.

And never forget this about McDougal: Despite what she and the Clintonites say, no one was ever pressuring her to “rat” on the president. She had an obligation to testify — even to give Clinton a perfectly clean bill of health. It was the fact of the testimony, not the content of the testimony, that was at issue.

But no one — in the media and without — on the Clinton side wants you to know that.

I learned an incredible fun fact yesterday: Ann Arbor (my hometown, as regular Impromptus-ites know) has the highest number of New York Times readers per capita, outside New York City. I might have guessed that. It is, in a way, our hometown paper. But then we have the Ann Arbor News — which makes the Times look like . . . well, National Review!

On the subject of the New York Times: A recent article on the snipers case had the following lead: “The Justice Department, influenced by Attorney General John Ashcroft’s fervent support for the death penalty, is considering a plan to let Virginia . . .” Interesting wording, that: fervent support for the death penalty. For all I know, Ashcroft’s support is fervent. But would the Times ever say, for example, “Nancy Pelosi’s fervent support for abortion on demand”?

I may be the last to point this out, but it has now dawned on me — particularly reading the tabloids in New York — that the rap people are the new mafia. One screaming headline said “RAP SLAY: Hip-hop promoter executed.” That’s a mafia-style headline.

And those stories are increasingly common.

A reader comments on my comment re the button “No War on Iraq”: “Should we start wearing ‘No War on the West’ buttons, to protest three decades of escalating terrorist violence and the repeated calls for our complete destruction? Here’s a war that’s already well underway, and the anti-war movement is nowhere to be seen.”

Good point: but the “anti-war movement” will be seen in our invading troops (fingers crossed).

Another reader makes an excellent point concerning my recent riff on Saddam and religion (or rather, his use of Islam in consolidating his rule and extending his influence in the Arab world, and beyond): After all, this is a guy who ordered an edition of the Koran in his own blood (50 pints, they say). And that Koran exists in a Baghdad mosque of his own donating: the Mother of All Battles Mosque.

Quaint, huh?

“Dear Jay: I liked your article on honorifics back in January 2002.

“It came to mind today when I heard Andy Card refer to Condoleezza Rice as ‘Dr. Rice’ on Meet the Press. Also, I just looked at the White House website, and Condi’s official bio is indeed headed ‘Dr. Condoleezza Rice.’

“What gives here? If Condi, as you say, prefers to do without the honorific, wouldn’t the White House chief of staff and website be the first to know? Or has there been a change in policy since your article?

“I’m currently studying for a Ph.D. myself, and have become more aware of this little etiquette issue for obvious reasons. I have made a little vow to myself: Once I complete my course, in five years’ time, I will call myself Dr. or not depending on what Ms. Rice decides to call herself at that time.”

Interesting. The national security adviser has requested of the New York Times that it not refer to her as “Dr. Rice.” Henry Kissinger has made the same request. But everyone at the White House refers to her as “Dr. Rice” — it’s routine. You don’t hear the same for Larry Lindsey (a Harvard Ph.D. in economics). He’s good ol’ Larry.

Curious.

Guys, I don’t believe there will be Impromptus next week, as I am away. There might be some other goodies, though — and I haven’t forgotten your Great First Lines, trust me.

Peace out (or something).

Misunderestimated

Bill Sammon paints a riveting portrait of President Bush as he broadens the war on terror overseas.

Buy it through NR

 
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