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February 15, 2006,
8:33 a.m. EDITOR'S NOTE: This piece appears in the February 27, 2006, issue of National Review. LARRY KING: Tomorrow! The whole hour with the Van Patten clan! From Hilversum, Holland, hello!"
LARRY KING: "What about it? Do you guys object to Beetle Bailey?" MULLAH RAMZI AL'QUADAR: "No, no. Look, Larry, this whole thing has been misinterpreted, and, if I may say, really exacerbated by the media. The cartoon that was published in Denmark was offensive — deeply offensive — to Islam. I mean, depicting our Holy Prophet with a bomb on his head instead of a turban? Come on!" LARRY KING: "So Peanuts is okay in your book?" MULLAH RAMZI AL'QUADAR: "Of course, Larry. The world of children and Snoopy and the whole thing: We love it." LARRY KING:"Dilbert?" MULLAH RAMZI AL'QUADAR: "Workplace Everyman! Who could object to that?" LARRY KING: "Hagar the Horrible?" MULLAH RAMZI AL'QUADAR: "Wry observations with a historical bent! It's cute!" LARRY KING:"Cathy?" MULLAH RAMZI AL'QUADAR: "Well, Cathy is a whore and should be stoned to death." LARRY KING: "Excuse me?" MULLAH RAMZI AL'QUADAR: "Her and Mary Worth both. Whores." LARRY KING: "Honestly, I don't see your point about Mary Worth." MULLAH RAMZI AL'QUADAR: "Meddling prostitute. Crush her to death under a boulder."... YOU CAN READ THE REST OF THIS ARTICLE IN THE CURRENT ISSUE OF THE DIGITAL VERSION OF NATIONAL REVIEW. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION TO NR DIGITAL OR NATIONAL REVIEW, YOU CAN SIGN UP FOR A SUBSCRIPTION TO NATIONAL REVIEW here OR NATIONAL REVIEW DIGITAL here (a subscription to NR includes Digital access). * * * YOU’RE NOT A SUBSCRIBER TO NATIONAL REVIEW? Sign up right now! It’s easy: Subscribe to National Review here, or to the digital version of the magazine here. You can even order a subscription as a gift: print or digital! |
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