LF & Cake


All kinds of email come in. From a reader:

I’m just about finished with Liberal Fascism. It’s been a 3 month read but alas… I have a new born daughter and can’t get too much down time.


Anyway… I was reading late last night and like a movie with a soundtrack I found the song “Comfort Eagle” by Cake playing in the background of my mind while I was reading…


Weird how the mind works…



We are building a religion           (Liberal Fascistic Government)  
We are building it bigger            (naturally…)
We are widening the corridors    (eligibility)
And adding more lanes              (programs)

We are building a religion           (Liberal Facistic Government)
A limited edition                        (This is our 1 chance to…)
We are now accepting callers    (volunteers)
For the pendant key chains         (Useless trinkets that can’t do anything for you)

To resist it is useless                  (Resist and we will call you awful names)
It is useless to resist it                (see previous)
His cigarette is burning              (BIG TOBACCO- BAD)
But he never seems to ash         (wait it’s marijuana, which is ok…)

He is grooming his poodle          (French!)
He is living comfort eagle           (Sloth America)
You can meet at his location      (Multi culti)
But you better come with cash   (of course…)

Now his hat is on backwards      (Hip liberalism)
He can show you his tatoos        (cause they are such a personal statement)
He is in the music business         (Hip liberal profession)
He is calling you dude!               (Hip liberal language)

Now today is tomorrow             (Up is down…)
And tomorrow today                  (Down is up…)
And yesterday is weaving in and out (Liberal land is weird…)

And the filthy white lines            (Global warming causing pollution!)
That the airplane leaves behind   (Al Gore is that you…?)
Are drifting right in front           
Of the waining of the moon

He is handling the money           (Congress)
Hes serving the food                  (Ag subsidies)
He knows about your party        (NSA Wiretapping)
He is calling you dude!               (Hip liberal Uncle Sam lanaguage to relate to college students)

I could go on and on… here are the rest of the language.


Now do you believe                  
In the one big sign
The doublewide shine
On the bootheels of your prime

Doesnt matter if youre skinny
Doesnt matter if youre fat
You can dress up like a sultan
In your onion head hat

We are building a religion
We are making a brand
Were the only ones to turn to
When your castles turn to sand

Take a bite of this apple
Mr. corporate events
Take a walk through the jungle
Of cardboard shanties and tents

Some people drink pepsi
Some people drink coke
The wacky morning dj
Says domocracys a joke

He says now do you believe
In the one big song
Hes now accepting callers
Who would like to sing along

She says, do you believe
In the one true edge
By fastening your safety belts
And stepping towards the ledge

He is handling the money
He is serving the food
He is now accepting callers
He is calling me dude!

Now do you believe
In the one big sign
The doublewide shine
On the bootheels of your prime

Theres no need to ask directions
If you ever lose your mind
Were behind you
Were behind you
And let us please remind you
We can send a car to find you
If you ever lose your way

We are building a religion

We are building it bigger

We are building

A religion

A limited


We are now accepting callers…
For these beautiful…
Pendant keychains


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